...you're standing in the bathroom looking for your glasses and they are on your face.
...you're standing in the shower wondering if you've already shampooed or conditioned or neither.
...you eat the food your toddler just spit out of his mouth...or dropped on the floor.
...you contemplate letting your toddler eat only blackberries all day because lets face it that's what he wants anyways.
...you put your kid down for a nap, not because he's tired, but because you want to watch Downton...again.
...you can't remember the last time your toddler had a bath.
...you throw a giant bag of rice you bought at Costco into your truck and it explodes (not me).
...you are wearing maternity jeans to work (again) even though you aren't pregnant and you kid is over a year old.
...you contemplate turning off the baby monitor so you can sleep in on the weekend.
...you can't wait for the nanny to come back so you don't have to pick up toys or wash the baby's dishes.
No comments:
Post a Comment